29 December 2007

The Gong Show

So who has been singled out for celebration in this year's New Year's Honours List?

Kylie Minogue gets an OBE for services to surgically enhanced buttocks

Michael Parkinson is knighted for services to chat shows

Ian Wilmut (creator of Dolly the Sheep) is knighted for services to making right wing Christians bat shit crazy

Stuart Rose (boss at Marks & Sparks) is knighted for services to affordable lingerie and pre-packaged sushi

Ian Anderson gets an MBE for services to rock and roll salmon farming and flute twirling

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