Kylie Minogue gets an OBE for services to surgically enhanced buttocks
Michael Parkinson is knighted for services to chat shows
Ian Wilmut (creator of Dolly the Sheep) is knighted for services to making right wing Christians bat shit crazy
Stuart Rose (boss at Marks & Sparks) is knighted for services to affordable lingerie and pre-packaged sushi
Ian Anderson gets an MBE for services to rock and roll salmon farming and flute twirling
29 December 2007
The Gong Show
So who has been singled out for celebration in this year's New Year's Honours List?