04 January 2008

Calling "Man on Dog" Santorum

Dear Ricky,

I don't know what you are up to these days or where you are living, but then we didn't know where you were living when you were my junior Senator now did we? You might wish to consider a move to Florida as the Sunshine State legislature, having solved all of the states really serious problems, is considering a bill that would finally and belatedly make bestiality a felony.

Attention dog lusters: even if the bill passes it won't take effect until 1 October so Florida's animal life will be fair game until then, so to speak.
Kind regards,
Yank in London

(Is anyone else worried that this state, once again, might "decide" who becomes president?)

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