16 January 2008

Keeping the world safe for democracy

Laws are for wimps and we all know that the members of the US Navy, despite some of the uniforms, are no wimps. Fortunately Captain Codpiece has arranged for them to be exempt from environmental laws that would have otherwise prevented them from killing whales and dolphins. Had he not done this exceedingly dangerous Islamo-fascist cetacean terrorists would be able to infiltrate the American coastline and destroy the God blessed American way of life.

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