04 January 2008

Progress report

The Iraqi government is planning a general prisoner amnesty that would see some 5,000 inmates set free. Not to worry though as the government has no plans to release anyone who would pose a threat to freedom such as terrorists or ho-mo-sexuals.

In a completely unrelated story Senator Larry Craig (Not-Now-and-Never-Has-Been-Gay-but-Might-Consider-It-in-the-Future - UT) has suddenly cancelled, without explanation, a fact finding trip to the illegally occupied country.

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