Why Jeremy Clarkson is an evolutionary dead end

The xenophobic, right wing petrol head thought that the loss of the child benefit records by the government last year was over blown and no big thing. To prove that no harm could come of it he posted his bank details and some clues to his address in that lofty publication The Sun in December. He now admits that £500 has been stolen from his account, admittedly by someone with a sense of humour who set up a direct debit to a charity*, and there is nothing he can do about it. He has now, in the American parlance, flip flopped on the child benefit fiasco and says that "contrary to what I said at the time, we must go after the idiots who lost the discs and stick cocktail sticks in their eyes until they beg for mercy".

Enjoyable innit?

*The money went to Diabetes UK but it would have been much more amusing had it gone to Greenpeace!