Ah, life is good

There are reports of a bed bug out break at the Faux News newsroom in New York. Apparently one Faux employee brought the critters to work from a home that contained, according to the exterminator who investigated, "the worst infestation he had seen in 25 years in the business."

A spokes-insect (arachnid?) for the bed bugs said that they were working to "rid the newsroom of these pests irrespective of the cost".