Dear Mr. Stephanopoulos,

Given your less than stellar performance with the Democratic candidates the other night it seems not very many people are looking forward to your meeting with John McCain this morning but there are lots of good ideas floating around in the Internets, perhaps you could use some of them.

Robert Greenwald thinks your interview ought to go like this.



And Keith Olbermann has a number of excellent suggestions.

If you're bashful about nicking questions from these two you could just pretend that they are Sean Hannity!

And don't forget to get The Food Network's Cindy's recipe for tuna. I hear it's excellent!