14 April 2008

We wuz robbed!

Forbes Magazine has a feature that purports to rank America's most miserable sport cities and yet lists Atlanta as the most miserable with Philadelphia all the way down at number nine! How dare they! We invented miserable. My family has been suffering with the Phillies since the nineteenth century. My father wasn't allowed to go see the A's because they kept buying the Phillies best players. (He did manage to seek off without his father's knowledge to see Ty Cobb at the end of his career.)

Atlanta? Paw! The Phillies had five thousand losses before Atlanta had a bloody team!

This is a fix if I ever saw one!

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