16 April 2008

Well it is about time!

Captain Codpiece looks set to stun the nation and the world as he prepares to discuss "realistic" targets for lessening greenhouse gas emissions. He is expected to speak in generalities rather than specifics (who would have guessed) but several ideas have been discussed around the White House inner circle including:

Getting at least 10% of American household to voluntarily agree to walk to the mail box at least once a week rather than driving, pushing McDonald's and other fast food outlets to offer McSteak Tartare Burgers to reduce fossil fuels used for cooking and a bold new plan to use dead Iraqi children to make bio-diesel.

I wait with bated breath!

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