03 November 2006

Abstinence makes the **** grow ****er

I could have told you this but now I have the testimony of two former US Surgeons General back me up. OK they both worked for a Democrat (and one of them has even heard of - dare I say it - masturbation) so they probably can't be trusted. Nonetheless they say that abstinence has failed to reduce the spread of sexually transmitted diseases. As Jocelyn Elders says: "the vows of abstinence break far more easily than latex condoms".

Well if you don't believe them I think you need look no further than the Holy Bible for confirmation of my position and that doesn't exactly happen every day. Think about it. Mary was a virgin and you can't get more abstinent than that! It didn't stop her getting pregnant, now did it? If God had worn a condom we'd all still be Jews!

So there. That's that settled then.

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