27 November 2006

Rice safe! America saved!

In a move sure to shock no one Bayer's genetically engineered rice crop, LL601, has received USDA approval.

This is good news for everyone who has been eating it for an unknown period and now know that they are 100% safe. Bayer had not originally sought approval for the rice after a limited trial but got expedited approval after it was found to be in general rice stocks after experimental controls obviously failed. The company is facing a number of law suits. Good luck!

By the way the long grain rice sold in my local Sainsbury’s now comes from Uruguay rather than America!

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