Don’t forget that Friday is “Save Wal-Mart from the Pooftahs” Day

I know you’d probably rather go shopping or play golf or just head down to the corner tavern for a couple of brewskies but sometimes you just have to think of the greater good and forget what you want to do.

So this Friday, Black Friday, do something for your country. Go stand in front of your local Wal-Mart and heckle anyone who looks even remotely camp (if male) or tough (if female). This may be your last chance to save marriage from the forces of darkness!