23 November 2006

Father may I have "something for the weekend"?

Is it to late to buy Durex? Yesterday they announced a significant increase in sales on the strength of their new sex toy product line and now today it seems that the Vatican may soon change its stance on condom use.

There are many who will undoubtedly interpret this as a sign of liberalisation in the Roman Catholic Church but I am sure that it is just enlightened self interest. After all this will help to protect priests from picking up STDs from altar boys and therefore reduce the church's medical costs.

Surprisingly, as of 11AM they are done slightly on the day. Let me call my broker.

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