02 November 2006

Help! There are homos destroying marriage and killing babies at Wal-Mart!

On Black Friday, if you're not too busy stimulating the Chinese economy, think about setting aside just a wee bit of your time to help save Wal-Mart. Now if you don't know why Wal-Mart needs saving you just haven't been paying attention but for those of you who don't know here's a primer:

On August 21, 2006, the National Gay & Lesbian Chamber of Commerce" (NGLCC) announced a "partnership" with Wal-Mart Stores, Inc.

Wal-Mart gave a one time $25,000 gift to join the NGLCC which leads efforts to abolish the definition of marriage - the union of one man and one woman.

Wal-Mart is now a "corporate member" of the NGLCC.

Wal-Mart will now prefer companies with lesbian, gay, bisexual or trangendered (sic) owners.

A Wal-Mart vice-president will serve as an advisor to the NGLCC

Wal-Mart will now sponsor (pay for) some programs of the NGLCC, including two conferences.

Wal-Mart now dispenses the "Plan B" abortion pill which makes them an accomplice to the killing of little boys and girls in the privacy of American homes.

Help save Wal-Mart for ordinary heterosexual, gun toting, God fearing Americans before it's too late!

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