17 November 2006

Old Glory to fly solo

I suppose this means that the Columbus Day and St. Patrick's Day parades are off as well. (Shock! Horror! You don't think that they might be targeting a specific ethnic group do you?)

Since the town of Pahrump is home to the legal brothel closest to Las Vegas I hope that they thoroughly inspect the lingerie of their prostitutes to make sure that there are no bras emblazoned with the Union Jack or knickers coloured in rouge, blanc et bleu!

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