06 November 2006

Your country needs you (and your spunk)

This is a plea to young British males. Unleash your swimmers! Don't let your wanking go to waste. Donate your sperm.

The British sperm industry is in crisis since the government brought in legislation that will allow children born of donated sperm (or eggs) to trace their biological parents. Sperm stocks are at record lows and the number new donors registering is in serious decline.

So you know what you need to do. Get down the news agents, pick up a copy of Reader's Wives, Big Bums or whatever may tickle your fancy and then do your duty!

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