A study out of the University of California at Los Angeles links automotive exhaust to atherosclerosis. This association, which I shall hereafter refer to as "second hand driving", should clearly lead to the banning of automobiles from all public spaces and the exposure of car drivers as social pariahs like cigarette smokers. I think that the Decider(TM) should decided to decide to embrace my idea and submit legislation to that effect to Congress straightaway.
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