Regard! Une boule de fromage brûlant!

I fear that reporters in California are being overly hasty in dismissing this incident as an amusing but harmless enough accident. But if one views the evidence with the critical eye of a right wing Islamofascist-a-phobe one would easily spot that the potential terror weapon here, a ball of burning cheese, is intimately linked to a nation of cheese eating surrender monkeys.

I think that we should alert the enemies of freedom that we have identified this seemingly innocuous mishap involving a lorry full of cheese as the aborted terrorist attack that it obviously was! We will not be fooled! So be on the lookout for one of these!



Nous ne devons pas nous reposer jusqu'à ce que l'ennemi soit défait!