Dear Congressman Tancredo

I agree with you wholeheartedly that America is in desperate need of an official language (or languages) and that ALL immigrants to America have a responsibility to learn the local language. I refer you to my earlier proposal in this regard. Given that you and your immigrant family reside in Colorado I have done some research and would suggest that one of the dialects of the Ute language might be most appropriate. I hope that some of these resources will prove of use to you.

As ever your friend and (non)supporter,

Yank in London