The world's biggest retailer is planning to test market Biblical action figures in a number of its stores in America. There are no specifics but I do have some questions?
Will the figure of Lot come complete with his virgin daughters suitable for sacrificing as rape victims?I'm sure I will have lots of other questions and marketing ideas given some time to think.
Will it be ok to go ahead and have the Abraham figure kill the Isaac figure if one is in that sort of mood?
Will there be slaves and will it be ok to keep them?
Will the figures come with pebbles for use as and when stonings are demanded or will the children have to gather these themselves?
Will the figures be anatomically correct for the purposes of "knowing" and "begetting"?
Will Solomon come with his "700 wives and 300 concubines" or will the women be sold separately?
Will there be a special place to quarantine the female figures during menstruation and after child birth?
Will Jesus come with a nails and a cross or will they be sold separately? Will the nails only be available to Jewish buyers?
Will Satan be generally available or will purchasers have to prove that they are Wiccans?
Will a special set of 144,000 Jews be available in an End of Days special edition?
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