What the American right needs to learn from the Poles

For a couple of years now America's religious right wing pundits have been screaming into the cameras "the sky is falling, the world will be destroyed, why to they hate Jesus" at any suggestion that the country's gay community might be allowed to celebrate their loving relationships by joining into something that either is, or is much like, a marriage. Well instead of being so negative the authorities in Poland, a country this is run either by a pair of identical twins or one man with multiple personality disorder, are taking positive steps and have created a government committee that work to curing these poor unfortunates of their same sex attractions. This is causing many of these Poles to flee to London where the only danger is from the odd car bomb and hordes of mobile phone thieves.

Isn't it about time to encourage the Bush administration to launch a faith based initiative to save America's homosexuals from themselves. They can practice on "I'm a Big" Dick Cheney's daughter! If successfully implemented most of America's gays will move to London or Toronto. Problem solved!