Apparently two out of five Americans know that the America government tortures its prisoners yet that selfsame government says they do not torture anyone (with the possible exception of Al Gore once they get their hands on the little weasel).
So how does this 40% of Americans know this? I have a theory. I believe that 40% of Americans, fully 120 million people, are torturers. They spend their days and nights water boarding stray bearded brown men and electrifying the genitals of anyone caught kneeling towards Mecca. So if you hear strange noises coming from your neighbour's basement at odd hours of the night, or indeed your own basement at a time when you wife is nowhere to be found, you can be pretty sure what exactly is going on.
So how does this 40% of Americans know this? I have a theory. I believe that 40% of Americans, fully 120 million people, are torturers. They spend their days and nights water boarding stray bearded brown men and electrifying the genitals of anyone caught kneeling towards Mecca. So if you hear strange noises coming from your neighbour's basement at odd hours of the night, or indeed your own basement at a time when you wife is nowhere to be found, you can be pretty sure what exactly is going on.
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