...comes to us from Maunsel House in Somerset where Sir Benjamin Slade has had to ban blue cars after a randy peacock tried to shag a motor belonging to one of his employees. According to Sir Benjamin this proves that the bird in question, who is definitely not named Larry Craig, is gay because " peahens are brown and only males are blue". If it's good enough for his Lordship it is good enough for me!
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