25 October 2007

Well it worked before

The (not-yet-late) Oral Roberts has returned to his namesake university to help it out of a bit of a jam his son and his daughter-in-law got it into whilst running it (into the ground). Now we find that the university is over 50 million USD in debt.

I think there is a simple solution. God needs to tell Oral that She will separate him from his mortal coil unless the good people of American contribute the funds necessary to clear the over draft by, say, April Fools' Day. Don't believe for a moment that it wouldn't work!

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