Your tax dollars at work

In order to demonstrate how much better prepared and managed America's Federal Emergency Management Administration is now, during the California bush fire emergency, than it was during the Hurricane Katrina emergency FEMA held a press briefing in which FEMA's deputy administrator took questions from [drumroll] FEMA employees posing as reporters.

In completely unrelated news Captain Codpiece flew over the affected areas, stopped to hug some people (possibly FEMA employees posing as people) and promised the locals that they would not be forgotten in Washington like those folks in that other state whose name he's forgotten whose lives were terribly affected by the storm whose name he can't remember. He then flew off to raise some money and then clear some brush.