"But I thought he was dead at the time"

The wife of Britain's most famous missing canoeist, John Darwin, who suddenly walked into a police station the other day and said that he thought he was missing but couldn't remember the past five years is at a loss to explain a photo of the two of them together taken in Panama last year.

You would have thought that they could have worked out that they weren't clever enough to pull of this insurance scam.

In the meantime the couple's two sons are less than pleased with their parents behaviour.