No deal is better than this deal

It seems that media outlets across the globe are heralding a "U-turn" by the United States that has allowed an agreement of sorts to come out of the Bali climate change negotiations. I've read a dozen articles at least and I can't even find the slightest change of direction from what the US position was only a couple of days ago. The only bloody thing that's been agreed is that they are going to talk for two more years as greenhouse gas levels continue to worsen and the United States does sod all to addresses its profligate ways. Some progress, eh?

I am certain that Captain Codpiece and his evil minions are already spinning this to prove what a green little shit he is and will describe this as a great victory attributable to his genius alone.