Xenophobic splintering

The other day the founder of the Minutemen, a group of anti-immigration nuts who like to dress up in faux uniforms, arm themselves heavily and pretend to protect America from the Hispanic hordes that wish to destroy her, sort of half-heartedly endorsed Mike "I Hear Voices in My Head" Huckabee for President. Now, à la the Irish Republican Army, this seems to have created factionalism inside of this noble institution. A statement from folks referring to themselves as "Real Minutemen has disavowed this support.

I eagerly await the announcement of the creation of the Continuity Minuteman and the American National Liberation Army (Minuteman Division).