10 March 2008

Let's make a deal!

Captain Codpiece wants to go back to Texas. Most American citizens want Captain Codpiece to go back to Texas (if not further afield or to jail). Why wait ten months? Why doesn't he just go now and make the world a safer and more civil place?

There is only one caveat. He has to take his sidekick the undead "I'm a Big" Dick Cheney with him!

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