16 May 2008

Having put an end to war, poverty,...


...hunger, human suffering, child abuse, disease and possibly gayness God is looking forward to new challenges. I think that She has found one in the new Starbucks logo of a nearly naked mermaid. For some unexplained reason God seems to believe that the mermaid in question has "her legs spread like a prostitute"; an act one would consider a technical impossibility for the legless.

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