Cameron's hug-a-hoodie campaign foiled!

David Cameron's Hug-a-Hoodie campaign (TM) has been dealt a blow by a headmaster in Cornwall who has banned all hugging by students. Head teacher Steve Kenning's edict at Callington Community College has brought criticism from local councillors and other prominent citizens but he defends it as he believes that hugging is causing students to be "late for lessons and, in some cases, leading to 'inappropriate' embraces".

In other news ex-Congressman Mark Foley's application for the position of wrestling coach at Callington Community College in Cornwall has been withdrawn.