I suppose this means the Pope won’t coming to next year’s festival after all

In another effort to reach out and make common ground with other faiths local Roman Catholics in Glastonbury have resorted to violence and intimidation in an attempt to disrupt a Pagan Halloween festival. Police had to be called and two catholic demonstrators were cautioned.

Pope Benedict could not be reached for comment as he was otherwise engaged tossing suspected witches into tanks of water to see if they float.