03 November 2006

I question for "Little" Ricky Santorum

We know that man on dog is out in your book but what is your position on relations between Homo sapiens and Homo neanderthalensis? Is it OK? Is it OK if they get married? If not will you introduce a bill (assuming that you are still employed by the good people of the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania) to amend the constitution to say that marriage is only between a Homo and a sapiens? I eagerly await your reply. The voters of Pennsylvania need to know!

(Ricky - did you notice that I slipped "homo" in whilst you weren't looking!)

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