27 December 2006

Will they become citizens posthumously?

Given the Bush twins refusal to serve their country outside of a barroom the American armed forces are considering several dramatic proposals in order to overcome the shortfall in recruiting for even the existing army let alone the new larger army that the Decider (TM) has decided he needs.

One of these measures would entail the opening of recruiting offices overseas and offers of fast track citizenship to recruits.

I think that soldiers such as these are ordinarily known as mercenaries.

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