Andy Borowitz shares with us his conception of the Decider's (TM) New Year's resolutions:
“I resolve to pay close attention to the recommendations of the Iraq Study Group’s report, as soon as it comes out on a books-on-tape version.”
“I resolve to make sure that by the end of 2007, Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki gets to spend more time with his family.”
“I resolve to tell John Kerry that I thought his joke was hilarious and he should keep ’em coming.”
“I resolve to learn how to use the Internets, especially the Google.”
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