If you haven't got a partner* you'd best get out on the pull straightaway because today is Global Orgasm for Peace Day and I'm not certain that solo efforts count. (They're certainly not as much fun!)
I guess this means that all those folks who insist on abstinence as the only way are warmongers, for today at least. Now get out there and get shagging!
*Note to wing nuts - the word "partner" is used in an inclusive sense here and married people are not excluded from having an orgasm with their spouse. There are not excluded from having an orgasm with someone else either but I suggest that they ask for permission first to avoid any unnecessary confusion. Remember - "all spouses are partners but not all partners are spouses"!
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