29 December 2006

"Do you want ice in your Coke?"

A sixty six square kilometre chunk has broken off of the Arctic ice shelf at Ellemere Island Canada. The force of the break was so great that earthquake monitors 250 kilometres away detected it.

A White House spokesperson, speaking off the record said:

"Hey. Ice breaks off in my freezer all the time. It doesn't mean that my freezer is any warmer though, does it?"

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