23 March 2007

Does Bush have a brain injury?

George W. Bush is not the most athletic of men, despite his reputation as "macho" amongst the 101st Keyboarders, which probably explains his career as a cheerleader rather than the handsome quarterback. He has fallen off of his bike on numerous occasions and he has even managed to fall off of a Segway, a feat that is apparently quite difficult to do.

Somewhere along the line he has obviously taken a blow or two to the front of his head which may explain his own peculiar morality.

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