30 March 2007

Gone-zo watch (day 11)

As of this morning US Attorney General and Bush succubus Antonio Gonzales still has a job but the question on everyone's lips is "what did Gone-zo know and when did he know it?" Clearly he is not long for this world but I am worried that if the Decider(TM) decides to sack him on Sunday none of us will believe him and will just suspect it is an elaborate April Fool.

Meanwhile things aren't looking good for the other contestant in the who-gets-sacked-first competition, England football coach Steve "I've never really coached a winning team and it doesn't look like I'm going to start now" McClaren, with the news that some of his players had to hide from supporters during the side's less than impressive first half performance against the feared Andorran national side in mid-week.

My money's still on McLaren!

(To be continued...)

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