Hugo Chavez is trying to pre-empt Jesus as a model for his socialist revolution.
Well I've got a word or two for you pal. I grew up in America and the American Jesus is a pork eating capitalist who is on America's side. He believes in war and thinks nuclear weapons are a good idea. He is all in favour of Star Wars. He thinks that poverty is evil and therefore the poor should be avoided at all costs. He knows the world will be a much nicer place once it heats up a little. Even though he never experienced a woman (hear that Dan Brown?) he knows that homosexuality is wrong and will destroy marriage as we know it if it is given free rein. Lastly he believes socialism, Communism and the Democratic Party are all the work of the Antichrist and must be opposed at all costs by all right thinking Christians.
So just cut it out. Ok, Hugo?
Well I've got a word or two for you pal. I grew up in America and the American Jesus is a pork eating capitalist who is on America's side. He believes in war and thinks nuclear weapons are a good idea. He is all in favour of Star Wars. He thinks that poverty is evil and therefore the poor should be avoided at all costs. He knows the world will be a much nicer place once it heats up a little. Even though he never experienced a woman (hear that Dan Brown?) he knows that homosexuality is wrong and will destroy marriage as we know it if it is given free rein. Lastly he believes socialism, Communism and the Democratic Party are all the work of the Antichrist and must be opposed at all costs by all right thinking Christians.
So just cut it out. Ok, Hugo?
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