In the Guardian's G2 section today columnist Charlie Brooker offers five helpful suggestions to George W. Bush that he thinks will help him be loved across the globe:
- Grow a big floppy schoolboy fringe à la Boris Johnson
- Leak a sex tape on the internet à la Paris Hilton
- Disappear for a bit, then return with a game show à la Noel Edmonds
- Be more cringeworthy à la Richard Madeley
- Stop invading nations and killing people à la no other American President in recent memory
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