Saddam's WMD found by Daily Mail columnist!

The surprisingly un-sane Melanie Phillips has finally found Saddam's WMDs. They were there all along and we just didn't look in the right places. She bases her scoop on information from someone named Dave Gaubatz who was part of the team that found them in the aftermath of the now-legal (based on this new information) invasion of Iraq. He told the Iraq Study Group where he had found them and told them to come with heavy equipment to unearth them. Showing how far up the chain the conspiracy to conceal this important find went the ISG never showed and a Iraqis, Syrians and Russians dug them up and took them to Syria.

It is such a relief to know, at long last, that the Decider(TM) was right all along!

For those of you who remain incredulous I suggest that you visit Mr. Gaubatz's website so that you can better understand the profound nature of his credibility. If I may quote a short excerpt from the home page here just to give you a taste:

"GUN LAWS: If law abiding American citizens (not aliens or illegals) were authorized & encouraged to carry guns, CHO SUENG-HUI (murderer) and other cowards like him, would lose their courage. Today the parents, family, friends, and America, would not be grieving the loss of 32 innocent people. The cowards such as HUI, gang members, illegal aliens, and terrorists would sink into the sewage drains they come from. They live on our fears because they know we are defenseless."

See. Who do you believe Dave or your lying eyes?

I think that all of Western civilisation, especially the American speaking bits, owe a great debt of gratitude to Ms. Phillips and Mr. Gaubatz, don't you?