24 April 2007

Gone-zo watch (day 36)

In order to make it appear that the controversy surrounding him is not affecting his meagre ability to do his job US Attorney General and Bush succubus Antonio "Gone-zo" Gonzales yesterday announced a bold yet lacklustre plan to combat identity theft. At least that is what is seems on the surface but what if Gone-zo is cleverly planting the seeds of his own defence here. What if he is planning to claim that in any situation where wrong doing by the AG is alleged it wasn't actually Gone-zo who did it but rather some sad loser who chose to steal Gone-zo's identity? Dumb like a fox a say!

There is not much to report in the case of England football manager Steve "I've never really coached a winning team and it doesn't look like I'm going to start now" McClaren who would appear likely to keep his job until at least sometime in June as the side won't play again until then. However sometimes England keeper David "Calamity" James saw fit to criticise McClaren for watching nature videos rather than James's matches at lowly Portsmouth. I don't think we can really blame McClaren for that, can we?

(To be continued...)

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