12 April 2007

I got dem talkin' CCTV blues

Big Brother is meant to be omnipotent, we already know that he is omnipresent, so how to explain the fact that a talking CCTV camera in Middlesbrough is to offer an apology to young mother Marie Brewster after it falsely accused her of littering and her alleged but erroneous crime was shown on the telly.

Just exactly how does a camera apologise anyway? Does she have to return to the scene of the un-crime so that the camera's regrets can be broadcast over the tannoy?

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