01 July 2007

Calling all conspiracy enthusiasts

Something strange is afoot in Tennessee. Gilbert Perez, owner of the Exotic Pet Center in Sevierville, has reported the theft of two rare marmoset monkeys from his shop.

"Sure this is unfortunate" you say "but I don't understand why you refer to it as strange". That is because you have forgotten that Tennessee was home to the infamous Scopes Monkey Trial the result of which was that America's innocent schoolchildren have been forced to learn the heresy that is Darwin's theory of evolution! Clearly something is up.

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