We learn that a full 50% of the evil doers arrested by the British police for hating us for our freedoms are released without charge! This will not do. How can one possibly feel safe with all of these dastardly Muslims roaming the streets day and night?
Clearly we need to have a special haven for these soldiers of darkness and we should model it on America's exemplary Guantánamo Bay Beach and Leisure Resort even if the conditions there are unnecessarily lavish. There is a wealth of choices as to the location. We could consider one of the Channel Islands or perhaps the Isle of Man, the Falklands, Gibraltar, St Helena, Pitcairn Island, South Georgia or even Antarctica. If worse comes to worse perhaps the Yanks will let us use a bit of Diego Garcia after all of the trouble their base there has caused us!
Clearly we need to have a special haven for these soldiers of darkness and we should model it on America's exemplary Guantánamo Bay Beach and Leisure Resort even if the conditions there are unnecessarily lavish. There is a wealth of choices as to the location. We could consider one of the Channel Islands or perhaps the Isle of Man, the Falklands, Gibraltar, St Helena, Pitcairn Island, South Georgia or even Antarctica. If worse comes to worse perhaps the Yanks will let us use a bit of Diego Garcia after all of the trouble their base there has caused us!
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