16 July 2007

I know - let's invade Saudi Arabia next

What is my reasoning?

1) Captain Codpiece is just itching to invade somewhere new now that things are going so well in Iraq and "I'm a Big" Dick Cheney is urging him on.

2) The Saudis have lots and lots and lots of oil.

3) That's where the evil doers come from.

Don't worry George; I'm sure Prince Bandar won't mind.

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