Talent deficient thespian, and native Philadelphian, Sylvester Stallone has weighed in on the situation in Burma/Myanmar. Mr. Stallone (may I call you Sylvester?) was just across the border in Thailand were he was filming yet another remake, working title Rambo LXVII, and saw some of the aftermath of the juntas crackdown. Saith Mr. Stallone:
"We hear about Vietnam and Cambodia and this was more horrific"
I assume it was more horrific because he had only heard about the others.
There are rumours of concerns amongst Sylvester's handlers that, after snorting a potent combination of human growth hormone, assorted steroids and Ex-Lax, he might believe he is actually John Rambo, strip down to his camouflage boxers, stick a vicious looking hunting knife between his teeth and disappear into the jungle to liberate the Myanmarese. Fortunately before this occurred he was whisked off to LA where we was last seen driving his Hummer in the back garden naked.
There are rumours of concerns amongst Sylvester's handlers that, after snorting a potent combination of human growth hormone, assorted steroids and Ex-Lax, he might believe he is actually John Rambo, strip down to his camouflage boxers, stick a vicious looking hunting knife between his teeth and disappear into the jungle to liberate the Myanmarese. Fortunately before this occurred he was whisked off to LA where we was last seen driving his Hummer in the back garden naked.
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