05 December 2007

"Hey Maurice we said no farting and we meant it damn it!"

Clearly the town of Paignton down in Devon doesn't want to be known as Britain's Windy City. A private social club in the town has banned a 77 year old life member from releasing gaseous emissions in the building due to a flurry of complaints over his "disgusting flatulence". I am certain that none those complaining break wind themselves, especially the ladies.

Personally I think that they should be more flexible. It's not as if Maurice hasn't taken measures to ease the situation. In his own words: "There is no smell at all since I gave up the cider and started on the Bass."

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