Clearly the town of Paignton down in Devon doesn't want to be known as Britain's Windy City. A private social club in the town has banned a 77 year old life member from releasing gaseous emissions in the building due to a flurry of complaints over his "disgusting flatulence". I am certain that none those complaining break wind themselves, especially the ladies.
Personally I think that they should be more flexible. It's not as if Maurice hasn't taken measures to ease the situation. In his own words: "There is no smell at all since I gave up the cider and started on the Bass."
Personally I think that they should be more flexible. It's not as if Maurice hasn't taken measures to ease the situation. In his own words: "There is no smell at all since I gave up the cider and started on the Bass."
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