Things that are pissing me off today

I have a pay-as-you-go mobile phone that I don't use very much. Once a month the provider sends me a text message to tell me whether or not I've topped up enough to get free minutes or texts but why, oh why, do they have to send it at quarter to five in the morning???

I'm a bit grumpy today because I got woken up at quarter to five this morning and also because I am bloody sick of Xmas!